Anchorman

Greatest movie ever made. The intellectual content in this movie outshines any other "Braveheart, Ben Hur, or Troy". I mean seriously what do you get when you have a a moron, a clinically retarded douche bag, a cowboy sportscaster and a wanna be porn star? Sheer amusement. I laughed so much - there was an abundance of snot to start a snot fair. Not that we need a snot fair in Jersey - but I digress. Ron Burgundy with his innate obtuseness defines hilarity. I wish Bryant Gumbel would learn something from him. Instead what does he do? Reports on serious issues in the sports world. Seriously Bryant - who gives a rats ass about a race car driver who lost his lower limbs, when I could listen to Ron Burgundy inform us 'bout a squirrel that can water ski? For my money it doesn't get any better. Who needs Doppler 10000 when I can listen to the weather report from this movie. Its almost as accurate as Al "I lost 1000 pounds because I was too lazy to hop on the treadmill and instead opted to get my stomach stapled" Roker. You know what else - this movie has cameos from Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn. These two guys are real men. What do you mean no? Name another man as manly as these two. They did their own stunts in extreme Dodgeball. Trust me you wouldn't want to get nailed in the nuts. The best part - there's always Kelly Bundy (Christina Applegate - if you want to be a dick about it). I would rather listen to Kelly's gibberish than Katie Kouric's(sp?) views on the world. If I got paid 10 mill/year and read off the teleprompter every morning, I would kill myself. Thanks for being original bitch. Then there's Matt Lauer. He's has an opinion about nothing. With his brand new haircut every summer - he spews off about some shit. I hope he realizes when he gets old that his life was as purposeful as that of a retarded donkey.

If you haven't watched this movie you need to strangle yourself. You don't deserve to breathe. I would suggest moving to the Arctic (yes its spelled with a C, dimwit). I was first informed about this movie by Dre. Thanks dude. I finally watched it a few months ago, and it has changed my life - well not really ..... whatever, I'm done.