This day ...

I woke up at 6:00 AM to find myself horrified, horrified of what today might bring, and then I realized I needn't worry - I have a pack of Parliament Lights next to me. So I proceeded to step outside in 65 Deg weather - and have a cigarette which opened the flood gates of my anus. After which I proceeded to take a dump in peace - while listening to Stern. He had James Brown as his guest - and when he spoke he reminded me of Ali. His speech impediment I presume was caused by him fellating crystals of crack at the height of his popularity.

I took a lengthy shower and was pondering what was in store for me at work. This thought was quickly brushed aside when I realized I had forgotten to charge my iPOD. You see iPOD to me in the morning is crucial. When on the subway it comes in very handy - when some hobo is staring at you - and you proceed to glance at your iPOD and pick music (even if you're not) while at the same time turning up the volume. So on the Q train which this woman - with extremely large breasts with a doo-rag and missing teeth was staring at me, I stared at the ad for Queensboro Community College and wondered if this pseudo eclectic mix of people (I still can't figure out if the Asian guy is Filipino or Japanese - I assume Filipino since he was missing the Samurai sword) from various backgrounds really went to the college and pursued medical transcription while at the same time getting paid to be on those posters. And then 2 minutes later it was my stop. And now the google applicance on our servers is not working - and search indexing is taking forever to catalog information. This is where I stop ranting and pick my phone and starting answering calls from business groups .... the plight of corporate slaves today...