Tool

I was at Home Depot yesterday - buying a hamper, shelves whatever essentials I need to further the chillage, so to speak. I went up to this cross eyed tool and asked him where I could find hampers. He points to Aisle 2 across the hall. Except Aisle 2 is where they sell paint. All I want to know is who is incharge of hiring? Seriously I was eloquent, enunciated to perfection and the guy pointed me the wrong way. Then I got to thinking while standing in the checkout line. Maybe I had misunderstood him. Maybe he never said aisle 2. Maybe he was pointing at aisle 99, but his eyes indicated aisle 2. Did I mention he was cross eyed? Another scenario was that maybe further down aisle 2, there were hampers next to paint utilities. Wait a sec, that makes no sense. Why would you group hampers with paint? I didn't have a chance to confirm this, but I will be making a trip back today to purchase a microwave - and I expect to find it in the small appliances/electronics section. Surprise! its in aisle 9, next to outdoor furniture. I can't wait. I really can't. Okay I have to be honest when I first asked him the question about the hampers, I had my iPOD on, BUT it was plugged in one ear, and my other unoccupied ear was perceptive to all sounds including anything the guy said about aisle 2.